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Monday, September 21, 2009

Joke of the day

This joke came in from Solar. Nice one Solar, keep 'em comin'

The Image was found here. I have no idea who the artist is, but it is called the Wise Owl.

 Wise Owl

Lies that come back to haunt you.

 

Mom comes to visit her son Okonkwo for dinner. He lives with a female roommate Ada. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Okonkwo's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Okonkwo and his roommate than met the eye... Reading his mom's thoughts, Okonkwo volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ada and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Ada came to Okonkwo saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the small bag of Garri. You don't suppose she took it, do you?” “Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure" said, Okonkwo.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you did take the bag of Garri from my house, and I'm not saying that you did not take it either.  But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Do you know what became of the Garri?

Love,

Okonkwo.

Several days later, Okonkwo received an email from his Mother, which read:

My dear Son,

I'm not saying that you do sleep with Ada, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she had been sleeping on her OWN bed, she would have found the bag of Garri under her pillow by now. Do you know where she has been sleeping?

Love,

Mum.

Monday, April 27, 2009

The Man With No Dick

This is a bit rough, I wrote it in a hurry in 2008, with the hope that I would get back to it and work some more on it, sadly I have continued to procrastinate over it, anyway, let me know if you like it.




Image is from endeyequote

On Apr 9 2008 © Stani, All rights reserved

The man with no dick
Was having a quiet stroll In the park
And came across a man Who wanted to end it all
So he says to him
'Why do you want to end it all?'
Your man replied
'Life is so terrible, no food to eat
too dry for romance, so one to spend life with,
Ah! Life is just so terrible, nobody loves me
Nobody appreciates me
The man with no dick, he thought about all this
And said 'Listen to me son,
I got no dick since I lost it
So I have not cleaned any pipes lately
Though I always want to, since I got no dick so
maybe no girl will ever be with me now
I got no dick but I got hope, for the future
I still go out to work and make a bob or two
I got no dick but I love this Life!
And there are people who love me!
As long as I have such love I am staying put'

A lesson to learn from the man with no dick
Life is precious
Life is love
Life is good
There are those who love us
Who will be left with
Heartache if we end it all.

 
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