I found this a bit funny, thought you might also, anyway, enjoy!
A new word has been added to the Oxford Dictionary:
Muttallib<mut-ta-lib>;n : A rich kid who attempts to throw his life away for silly reasons. Synonyms- 'Idiot, Ode, okpetu'
Origin: Nigerian local slang
Usage Examples: 'Are you a Muttalib?'
‘You fucking, stupid muttalib’
'Oh! For fuck sake, stop being a Muttalib!'
'Get out of the road you Muta-Muta.’
' Local Dialect Use: 'Wo ma Muttalib ori e',
'Commot for......diaaaa! Mutallab oshi',
'Aga ma Mutallab isi gi kita kita'
accepted abbreviation: Mu-Mu
A man had have his penis cut free from a steel pipe to which it got stuck. I cannot for even begin to imagine why his penis got stuck in a steel pipe, my head is too frazzled this morning to imagine that far. Anyway, read the full story here.
Image is taken from http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-380636
The above heading is how a report on CNN’s iReport is headed. It is a sad reflection of the times. At this moment, nobody knows what has happened to the President of Nigeria, a country that touts itself as the ‘Giant’ of Africa. It is almost fifty days now or more since the President went ‘missing’ and still no clarification as to the status of his health – is he dead or is he alive? Those who seek to take advantage of this situation and use it to cause problems in Nigeria would tell you that he is still alive and well and they are in constant touch with him. But I fear that the opposite might be true, he might be dead and gone to the great beyond – who knows? Anyway, read the report and see what you make of it here.